DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 13 July 2016
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((and see dara's video! https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))
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PRINCESS PRITH RETURNS FROM THE FRONT WITH GREAT VICTORIES!
TRIUMPHANT GENERAL RETURNS TO KALAHARI WITH SLAVE BOOTY!
ASSISTS MINISTER AFRAA IN MEDICAL CARE AND INTERROGATION OF
WELL-KNOWN INTERNATIONAL SLUT AND SUSPECTED SPY RANDY QUANDER!
Minister of Health Afraa al Abid received a middle-of the night summons and rushed to the Ministry. The message was sketchy, so when Afraa came to the Ministry, she was shocked, and yet somehow not surprised, at the sight that greeted her.
Randy Quander, the well know international symbol of corruption, sexual deviancy, and spying, lay on the floor, bleeding seriously from a large head wound. With the entire Kalahari medical corps at the front with our victorious armies, Afraa herself, with the assistance of slave cetan, amber the genie, and Dalia had to operate on Quander, who had lost a great deal of blood, and was obviously in her last moments.
Though the world would undoubtedly be a better place without Quander, the lofty standards of integrity and hospitality which has made Kalahari Kingdom so admired in all the world, took over, and the Kalahari team rushed into action.
After cleaning the wounds, and seeing the extent of the damage, Afraa had to ask Randy what had happened, in order to treat the patient with any hope of success. Evidently, Quander had been attempting to do something worthwhile with her life: she had become a lawyer, and had entered the Court in the bandit Emirate of Kuwar in order to defend some poor innocent who had made the mistake of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Though her morals and integrity are deficient, no one has ever questioned Quander's intelligence. She managed to convince the jury that her client was innocent, when another corrupt Kuwari bureaucrat intervened, Judge Mouna something or other, who tried to put Quander herself in prison with some trumped up sentence. When Quander legally disagreed, the contingent of RKAF (Royal Kuwari Armed Forces) soldiers in attendance fired some one hundred shots at Quander, and, incredibly, three bullets actually found their target!
Left for dead, Quander was saved by the efficient spy ring that Princess Prith operates in Kuwar, which spirited her away in secret, and brought her, near death, to Kalahari.
Such was the medical case presented to the Kalahari rescuers, with an added complication. Princess Nathalie discovered that all the herbs we generally use to sedate the patient for an operation had been sent to the front to treat our brave soldiers!
But Allah was with Quander this night, as the one person in all the world who knew what could be used as an anesthetic on Quander was Minister Afraa herself. Long ago in Kuwar, Quander had been involved in a notorious sexual scandal, and Kuwar's physicians had determined that her sex drive was the strongest they had ever measured (next to the Emir himself, of course! ahahaha), and that when she was in the grip of sexual stimulation, she felt nothing else. Minister Afraa was a witness to these events, and remembered this strange capability of Randy's.
Immediately, Afraa had slave cetan carry the wounded Quander to the clinic, and with the assistance of Dalia and amber the genie, and under the supervision of Princess Nathalie, as representative of the Royal House of Trrrol,
Quander was, therefore, sexually stimulated to the point that she could be operated on, and Minister Afraa was able to remove two of the bullets from Quander's skull. The third was in too dangerous a location, but since there is plenty of room inside Quander's head, the bullet remains there, and poses no threat to the slut Quander's health.
Princess Prith, though exhausted from her military triumphs, remained vigilant in defense of the Kingdom, and came to Quander's bedside as soon as she was able to communicate, in order to debrief her.
Under intensive questioning by the Princess, Quander shared many diplomatic secrets, which can not be revealed at the moment, due to considerations of state security. But there is little doubt that Kalahari's citizens can sleep more peacefully due to Prith's questioning, and the world's sexual morality has visibly improved now that the slut Quander is safely chained in an undisclosed location.
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
(http://mykalahariblogaddress.blogspot.com)
((and see dara's video! https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRINCESS PRITH RETURNS FROM THE FRONT WITH GREAT VICTORIES!
TRIUMPHANT GENERAL RETURNS TO KALAHARI WITH SLAVE BOOTY!
ASSISTS MINISTER AFRAA IN MEDICAL CARE AND INTERROGATION OF
WELL-KNOWN INTERNATIONAL SLUT AND SUSPECTED SPY RANDY QUANDER!
Minister of Health Afraa al Abid received a middle-of the night summons and rushed to the Ministry. The message was sketchy, so when Afraa came to the Ministry, she was shocked, and yet somehow not surprised, at the sight that greeted her.
Randy Quander, the well know international symbol of corruption, sexual deviancy, and spying, lay on the floor, bleeding seriously from a large head wound. With the entire Kalahari medical corps at the front with our victorious armies, Afraa herself, with the assistance of slave cetan, amber the genie, and Dalia had to operate on Quander, who had lost a great deal of blood, and was obviously in her last moments.
Though the world would undoubtedly be a better place without Quander, the lofty standards of integrity and hospitality which has made Kalahari Kingdom so admired in all the world, took over, and the Kalahari team rushed into action.
After cleaning the wounds, and seeing the extent of the damage, Afraa had to ask Randy what had happened, in order to treat the patient with any hope of success. Evidently, Quander had been attempting to do something worthwhile with her life: she had become a lawyer, and had entered the Court in the bandit Emirate of Kuwar in order to defend some poor innocent who had made the mistake of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Though her morals and integrity are deficient, no one has ever questioned Quander's intelligence. She managed to convince the jury that her client was innocent, when another corrupt Kuwari bureaucrat intervened, Judge Mouna something or other, who tried to put Quander herself in prison with some trumped up sentence. When Quander legally disagreed, the contingent of RKAF (Royal Kuwari Armed Forces) soldiers in attendance fired some one hundred shots at Quander, and, incredibly, three bullets actually found their target!
Left for dead, Quander was saved by the efficient spy ring that Princess Prith operates in Kuwar, which spirited her away in secret, and brought her, near death, to Kalahari.
Immediately, Afraa had slave cetan carry the wounded Quander to the clinic, and with the assistance of Dalia and amber the genie, and under the supervision of Princess Nathalie, as representative of the Royal House of Trrrol,
Quander was, therefore, sexually stimulated to the point that she could be operated on, and Minister Afraa was able to remove two of the bullets from Quander's skull. The third was in too dangerous a location, but since there is plenty of room inside Quander's head, the bullet remains there, and poses no threat to the slut Quander's health.
Princess Prith, though exhausted from her military triumphs, remained vigilant in defense of the Kingdom, and came to Quander's bedside as soon as she was able to communicate, in order to debrief her.
Under intensive questioning by the Princess, Quander shared many diplomatic secrets, which can not be revealed at the moment, due to considerations of state security. But there is little doubt that Kalahari's citizens can sleep more peacefully due to Prith's questioning, and the world's sexual morality has visibly improved now that the slut Quander is safely chained in an undisclosed location.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
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