Kalahari Herald Chronicles 15 July 2016 2#102

                  DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    15 July 2016
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PRINCESS PRITH RETURNS FROM THE FRONT WITH GREAT VICTORIES!
TRIUMPHANT GENERAL RETURNS TO KALAHARI WITH SLAVE BOOTY!
THE FALAMUS ISLAND KINGDOM FALLS TO A MARINE ASSAULT!
THEIR KING KILLED, QUEEN BROUGHT INTO PRITH'S HAREM!
PRINCE ALEX NOW TO BE MOULDED BY PRINCESS PRITH!

King Hassan Ibn Trrrol was at the Kalahari Landing to welcome back Princess Prith from yet another victorious campaign, though he was not clear on what he would see, as reports from the front had been sketchy.

Though most of Kalahari's victories have been won by our invincible army, the Falamus Island Kingdom presented challenges of a different nature. For centuries, Falamus had been safe from all invaders because of the stormy seas surrounding their island kingdom, and the strong navy they had constructed. But Princess Prith is a most flexible commander, and she devised a strategy that involved landing on several vulnerable and undefended, beaches. As a result, the Falamus forces were divided, and could not gather in strength at any one place. And once the Kalahari soldiers landed, the slaughter began.

Their King fought bravely at the head of his troops but made the mistake of answering the Princess' challenge to single combat. After he was slain in a brief but vicious fight, his soldiers broke and ran, hotly pursued by Kalahari's Finest. The cities fell quickly, and the Royal Family was soon brought to the Princess amidst the smoldering ruins of their Palace.

According to her tried and true formula, Prith brought the Queen and her daughters immediately into her Harem, while most of the sons were slain, with the exception of Prince Alex, the youngest, who offered the best prospect for "improvement" by the victorious Prith.

So the King was delighted when the flagship KS Romance, escorted by attack ships KS Bath House and KS Royal Bedroom sailed into Kalahari Harbor, victory pennants flapping in the breeze, cannons booming a salute, and Princess Prith visible on the bridge. An enthusiastic welcoming committee greeted the Princess as she dragged her royal captive on shore. Little Prince Alex was bewildered as he entered the Kingdom which had conquered his homeland.

Little alex would soon find out that, unlike Falamus, Kalahari is a monarchy governed by laws! He was taken to the Justice Center, where King Hassan took the Seat of Judgment.

The captive was brought to the majestic court, filled with an invited audience of Kalahari notables, and slaves

while the accused Prince, standing trial for the illegalities and criminal outrages of his family, was kept at the feet of his conqueror and new Mistress Prith.

In a clear and firm voice, Princess Prith laid out for the King the long list of diplomatic, financial, military, and sexual outrages committed by the Falamus Royals, and the elderly monarch, who has seen many disgraceful events in his long history as ruler, was clearly disturbed by what he had heard, and was visibly angry as he sentenced little alex to lifetime slavery under the "special care" of Princess Prith.

External Relations Minister Afraa al Abid, present with her lovely slaves amber the genie and Lady Rose, and lazy slave Bander, certified the King's judgment for distribution to the international community, almost all of whom were grateful that Kalahari had restored order and good government to Falamus Island.

All of Kalahari, indeed the entire international community, owes a debt of gratitude to the brilliant leadership of Princess Prith, and the invincible Kalahari Army and Navy. And thanks to the excellent supervision of amber and her sabres, and the seductive dancing of her protege, Prince/Princess alex is well begun on the journey of understanding what his/her life will be, from this day forward.

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 13 July 2016 2#101

                  DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    13 July 2016
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              ((and see dara's video!  https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))

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PRINCESS PRITH RETURNS FROM THE FRONT WITH GREAT VICTORIES!
TRIUMPHANT GENERAL RETURNS TO KALAHARI WITH SLAVE BOOTY!
ASSISTS MINISTER AFRAA IN MEDICAL CARE AND INTERROGATION OF
WELL-KNOWN INTERNATIONAL SLUT AND SUSPECTED SPY RANDY QUANDER!

Minister of Health Afraa al Abid received a middle-of the night summons and rushed to the Ministry. The message was sketchy, so when Afraa came to the Ministry, she was shocked, and yet somehow not surprised, at the sight that greeted her.

Randy Quander, the well know international symbol of corruption, sexual deviancy, and spying, lay on the floor, bleeding seriously from a large head wound. With the entire Kalahari medical corps at the front with our victorious armies, Afraa herself, with the assistance of slave cetan, amber the genie, and Dalia had to operate on Quander, who had lost a great deal of blood, and was obviously in her last moments.

Though the world would undoubtedly be a better place without Quander, the lofty standards of integrity and hospitality which has made Kalahari Kingdom so admired in all the world, took over, and the Kalahari team rushed into action.

After cleaning the wounds, and seeing the extent of the damage, Afraa had to ask Randy what had happened, in order to treat the patient with any hope of success. Evidently, Quander had been attempting to do something worthwhile with her life: she had become a lawyer, and had entered the Court in the bandit Emirate of Kuwar in order to defend some poor innocent who had made the mistake of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Though her morals and integrity are deficient, no one has ever questioned Quander's intelligence. She managed to convince the jury that her client was innocent, when another corrupt Kuwari bureaucrat intervened, Judge Mouna something or other, who tried to put Quander herself in prison with some trumped up sentence. When Quander legally disagreed, the contingent of RKAF (Royal Kuwari Armed Forces) soldiers in attendance fired some one hundred shots at Quander, and, incredibly, three bullets actually found their target!

Left for dead, Quander was saved by the efficient spy ring that Princess Prith operates in Kuwar, which spirited her away in secret, and brought her, near death, to Kalahari.

Such was the medical case presented to the Kalahari rescuers, with an added complication. Princess Nathalie discovered that all the herbs we generally use to sedate the patient for an operation had been sent to the front to treat our brave soldiers!

But Allah was with Quander this night, as the one person in all the world who knew what could be used as an anesthetic on Quander was Minister Afraa herself. Long ago in Kuwar, Quander had been involved in a notorious sexual scandal, and Kuwar's physicians had determined that her sex drive was the strongest they had ever measured (next to the Emir himself, of course! ahahaha), and that when she was in the grip of sexual stimulation, she felt nothing else. Minister Afraa was a witness to these events, and remembered this strange capability of Randy's.

Immediately, Afraa had slave cetan carry the wounded Quander to the clinic, and with the assistance of Dalia and amber the genie, and under the supervision of Princess Nathalie, as representative of the Royal House of Trrrol,

Quander was, therefore, sexually stimulated to the point that she could be operated on, and Minister Afraa was able to remove two of the bullets from Quander's skull. The third was in too dangerous a location, but since there is plenty of room inside Quander's head, the bullet remains there, and poses no threat to the slut Quander's health.

Princess Prith, though exhausted from her military triumphs, remained vigilant in defense of the Kingdom, and came to Quander's bedside as soon as she was able to communicate, in order to debrief her.

Under intensive questioning by the Princess, Quander shared many diplomatic secrets, which can not be revealed at the moment, due to considerations of state security. But there is little doubt that Kalahari's citizens can sleep more peacefully due to Prith's questioning, and the world's sexual morality has visibly improved now that the slut Quander is safely chained in an undisclosed location.

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 11 July 2016 2#100

                  DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    11 July 2016
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ALLAH LOOKS WITH FAVOR ON THE EID-AL-FITR OF KALAHARI!
SACRED RITUAL SPREADS GOOD WILL THROUGHOUT KALAHARI!
FORGIVENESS THEN FEASTING FILL ALL WITH JOY!

Kalahari Kingdom invited all Muslims, and all who do not share the Muslim faith, to the Eid-al-Fitr in Kalahari Kingdom. The celebration to end Ramadan proceeded as follows
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RITUAL BATHING
Women gathered in the Bath house.
Men gathered at the Tavern

CALL TO THE EID TAKBEER – THE ARENA
Minister Magdy presided at our prayer:

Allah is Greatest, Allah is Greatest, Allaahu Akbar, Allaahu
Akbar
And praise be to Allah Wa Lillaahil Hamd
Allah is more Greatest Allaahu Akbar Kabeera
And praise be to Allah in abundance Wal Hamdu Lillaahi
Katheera
And glory to Allah in the early morning and the late afternoon
Wasubhaanallaahi
Bukratan Wa Aseela
There is no god
except Allah , the One and Only
Laa Ilaaha Illallaahu
Wahdah
He fulfilled His promise Sadaqa wa'adah
Helped His servant Wa Nasara 'abdah
Strengthened His forces Wa a'azza Jundah
And alone routed out the clans Wa Hazamal Ahzaaba
Wahdah
There is no god except Allah Laa Ilaaha Illallaah
Him alone we worship Walaa Na 'abudu Illa
Iyyaah
Offering Him sincere devotion even if the
disbelievers hate it
Mukhliseena la Uddeen
Walau Karihal Kafiruun
O Allah, evoke Your blessings on our leader
(Prophet ) Muhammad (pbuh)
Allaahumma Salli 'alaa
Sayyidinaa Muhammad
And the family of our leader (Prophet)
Muhammad (pbuh)
wa 'alaa Aali Sayyidi
naa Muhammad
And the companions of our leader (Prophet)
Muhammad (pbuh)
wa'alaa As'haabi
Sayyidinaa Muhammad
And the wives of our leader (Prophet)
Muhammad (pbuh)
Wa 'alaa Azwaaji
Sayyidinaa Muhammad
And the descendants of our leader (Prophet)
Muhammad (pbuh)
Wa'alaa Dhuriyyati
Sayyidinaa Muhammad
and send abundant peace upon them Wa Sallam Tasleeman

Respectful gatherings of men

and women prayerfully worshipped, separated by a curtain, as the Prophet decreed.

FORGIVENESS

An important part of the Eid, (and indeed of all humanity), is the ability to forgive each other for our mistakes and sins. After the prayer in the Arena, we gathered at the Tavern, and before the Feast, we had the opportunity, as a group, to hear the call for forgiveness, led by Minister Afraa.

Let us gather for a moment, before we celebrate the end of Ramadan, to ask for forgiveness as God encourages us to do.

Loving God, open our hearts today, you truly are present, right here, right now. We are all welcomed to your banquet, Muslims, Christians, Hindus, Buddhists, all other religions, and even those who do not yet know you, to your Kingdom of Heaven which begins now, the present with us.
Help us to be open to your mystery, your truth and touch our minds, our souls as we learn to pray,

As we learn to connect with You,
As we learn to recognize our wrong-doings,
As we recognize the sins we think don’t matter,
As we learn to recognize the importance of reconciliation, of forgiveness in our hearts.
As we learn to forgive ourselves; knowing that we can be healed, cleansed, forgiven.

(Pause for a minute as we think of the wrongs we have done, and ask for the strength not to do them again.)

We thank God for making each one of us special. We thank God for the goodness that is in each one of us. We thank God that each one of us, and all that exists, is being carefully held in God’s hands.
And now, let us enjoy the wonderful feast, and dancing that generous people have prepared for us!

FEAST

A sumptuous feast of Kalahari delicacies was then provided for all, especially the poor, at the Tavern. Sweets were distributed to all children, and the honorary child, Minister Afraa. The celebration was happy, but also respectful, as those who took part in prayer reflected on what they had heard, on the goodness of God, and on their own desires to live better lives as did Dalia, Afraa, and Magdy.

The King was a gracious host, as he offered the wonderful delicacies prepared by Palace Slave Nada to such guests as Kal and Livia Garnet, amidst the lovely decorations she and Magdy constructed to make this prayer event so meaningful:

Toward the end of the meaningful day of deep reflection, the King authorized some quiet celebration of dance, as the day ended in a reverential fashion:

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald