DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 4 May 2016
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QUEEN MUST TRAVEL TO DISTANT LAND! KING CONCERNED!
KING EMBARKS ON MILITARY EXPEDITION OF CONQUEST!
KING PLANS TO PRESENT SOME MORE COUNTRIES TO QUEEN FOR MOTHER'S DAY!
ALL KALAHARI CARRIES ON BRAVELY!
Little did the good citizens of Kalahari realize that the King was embarking on a dangerous military mission as he danced and flirted with slave Nava.
But the Chronicles has pieced together the clever machinations of brave King Hassan as he embarked on a military expedition, whose purpose was to present some conquered nations to Queen Vi Ibn Trrrol, and the two pregnant Palace Slaves dara and Nada, for Mother's Day!
Here is a Chronicles exclusive, the King in his disguise, as he slipped away to join the Kalahari air force, army, and navy, ably commanded by his elder sister, Princess Prith. Who would guess that the handsome King Hassan could present such an ugly appearance to the world. Well, true, it DOES look like him, but let's tell him it is a great disguise anyway. ahahaha!
The Queen, and slaves Nada and dara. by the way, were wisely moved to a secret location, to protect them from all dangers.
Here we see Princess Prith clearing up some last minute details with Minister for External Affairs Afraa al Abid, before leaving for the Front.
And, in another Chronicles exclusive, we have a scene from one of the early battles in what is being termed the King's Mother's Day War. Sharp eyed observers can just pick out the King, near the cannon, with head bowed, studying the lunch menu, errr I mean the battle strategy. ahaha
Meanwhile, on the home front, the usual life of Kalahari continues. Many groups are meeting, knitting armor for the troops. Slaves Abu and Gabi are keeping the Farm and Mine flourishing, even as a war continues. The sexy Kalahari dancers entertain.
Princess Prith herself returned to confer on Royal matters with Princess Nathalie. Evidently, the King was too busy with the lunch menu, errr I mean the battle tactics, so he was unable to accompany Princess Prith. Minister Afraa and slave Gabi listen intently as Princess Prith describes the latest military advances.
And, as Mother's Day approaches, every one appreciates the peace that all in Kalahari enjoy, so that children like Cindy's son Hassam, and children yet to be born, may grow up healthy, and surrounded by love.
INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS WHILE KING IS AWAY:
INFORMAL SURVEY OF KALAHARIANS BY MINISTER AFRAA
FAVORITE VISITOR TO KALAHARI REVEALED!
IT IS SEX GOD: EMIR HUSSEIN AL RACHID OF KUWAR!!!
The renowned statesman, the noted raconteur, the famed gourmand, and the fabled lover, Emir Hussein al Rachid of Kuwar, the "Merciful," the "Lion of the Desert," has been generally acclaimed (according to Afraa ahahaha) as the sexiest visitor to the Kingdom, and the choice of mothers everywhere!
The reasons for this choice are as numerous as the endearing attributes of the erotic master. His military brilliance is unquestioned
His control of weak-willed women is evident. Here he is seen with his subservient girl Mouna, Daria, something like that, as she stands at attention, and waits to serve his every whim.
His taste in exquisite and elegant women is unmatched (ahahaha)
He has excellent diplomatic skills
He is respected and admired by all social classes
and he is fearless. Here he entertains his former Queen Minister Afraa, on a diplomatic visit in Kuwar
and shares the Kuwari "nuclear codes" whatever they are, with Minister Afraa. ahahaha
In fact, for the first time in the history of the poll, the Emir received 100% of the votes cast! All hail the sex god Emir Hussein al Rachid!!!
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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles
dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor
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QUEEN MUST TRAVEL TO DISTANT LAND! KING CONCERNED!
KING EMBARKS ON MILITARY EXPEDITION OF CONQUEST!
KING PLANS TO PRESENT SOME MORE COUNTRIES TO QUEEN FOR MOTHER'S DAY!
ALL KALAHARI CARRIES ON BRAVELY!
Little did the good citizens of Kalahari realize that the King was embarking on a dangerous military mission as he danced and flirted with slave Nava.
But the Chronicles has pieced together the clever machinations of brave King Hassan as he embarked on a military expedition, whose purpose was to present some conquered nations to Queen Vi Ibn Trrrol, and the two pregnant Palace Slaves dara and Nada, for Mother's Day!
Here is a Chronicles exclusive, the King in his disguise, as he slipped away to join the Kalahari air force, army, and navy, ably commanded by his elder sister, Princess Prith. Who would guess that the handsome King Hassan could present such an ugly appearance to the world. Well, true, it DOES look like him, but let's tell him it is a great disguise anyway. ahahaha!
The Queen, and slaves Nada and dara. by the way, were wisely moved to a secret location, to protect them from all dangers.
Here we see Princess Prith clearing up some last minute details with Minister for External Affairs Afraa al Abid, before leaving for the Front.
And, in another Chronicles exclusive, we have a scene from one of the early battles in what is being termed the King's Mother's Day War. Sharp eyed observers can just pick out the King, near the cannon, with head bowed, studying the lunch menu, errr I mean the battle strategy. ahaha
Meanwhile, on the home front, the usual life of Kalahari continues. Many groups are meeting, knitting armor for the troops. Slaves Abu and Gabi are keeping the Farm and Mine flourishing, even as a war continues. The sexy Kalahari dancers entertain.
And, as Mother's Day approaches, every one appreciates the peace that all in Kalahari enjoy, so that children like Cindy's son Hassam, and children yet to be born, may grow up healthy, and surrounded by love.
INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS WHILE KING IS AWAY:
INFORMAL SURVEY OF KALAHARIANS BY MINISTER AFRAA
FAVORITE VISITOR TO KALAHARI REVEALED!
IT IS SEX GOD: EMIR HUSSEIN AL RACHID OF KUWAR!!!
The renowned statesman, the noted raconteur, the famed gourmand, and the fabled lover, Emir Hussein al Rachid of Kuwar, the "Merciful," the "Lion of the Desert," has been generally acclaimed (according to Afraa ahahaha) as the sexiest visitor to the Kingdom, and the choice of mothers everywhere!
The reasons for this choice are as numerous as the endearing attributes of the erotic master. His military brilliance is unquestioned
His control of weak-willed women is evident. Here he is seen with his subservient girl Mouna, Daria, something like that, as she stands at attention, and waits to serve his every whim.
His taste in exquisite and elegant women is unmatched (ahahaha)
He has excellent diplomatic skills
He is respected and admired by all social classes
and he is fearless. Here he entertains his former Queen Minister Afraa, on a diplomatic visit in Kuwar
and shares the Kuwari "nuclear codes" whatever they are, with Minister Afraa. ahahaha
In fact, for the first time in the history of the poll, the Emir received 100% of the votes cast! All hail the sex god Emir Hussein al Rachid!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles
dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor
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