Kalahari Herald Chronicles 30 May 2016 2#93

       DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    30 May 2016
                     (http://mykalahariblogaddress.blogspot.com)
              ((and see dara's video!  https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))

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ROYAL CELEBRATION OF THE BIRTHS THAT BRING LIFE TO THE KINGDOM!
                          WEDNESDAY, 8 JUNE 2016, 12:30 PM SLT
                          INVITATIONS TO THE WHOLE WORLD!!!

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The King has pledged to provide a Royal Nursery for all the children recently born in the Kingdom (some wits have given it the unofficial title of Hassan's House for Handsome and Happy Children!) And in addition, he announced a Kingdom-wide celebration with invitations to be sent to the ends of the earth for all to share the joy of the Royal House of Trrrol, as well as the the love and pride of the radiant mothers:

Tavern Manager Cindy with Hassam:

Palace Slave Nada with Abu Bakr:

Palace Slave dara with Petra (and Cindy and Hassam):

and Lady Louise Kingibe, whose son is Jason:

Kalahari Kingdom therefore is preparing the "Mother of All Celebrations" to honor these lovely mothers, and their beautiful children.

Games, dancing, feasting, and the sort of courting that has nothing to do with the the Court (wink, wink) are all a part of the Jubilee schedule of events.

So, circle the date on your calendar, and be prepared for a rousing event in Kalahari Kingdom!

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 26 May 2016 2#92

       DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    26 May 2016
                     (http://mykalahariblogaddress.blogspot.com)
              ((and see dara's video!  https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))

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ALLAH SMILES UPON KALAHARI AGAIN!
MISTRESS LOUISE KINGIBE GIVES BIRTH TO A BEAUTIFUL BOY JASON!!
FOUR BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN BORN, KING PLANS NURSERY!!

Life is full of sudden events.

Some are shocking and sad. while others are filled with joy, enhanced by the fact that they are shared with a community.

And so it was that Mistress Louise Kingibe, in the fullness of time, gave birth to a beautiful son, Jason, aided by slaves and friends.

Slave Sarah Darkes acted as midwife as Jason first entered the world. But just as when Cindy gave birth to Hassam, when Nada gave birth to Abu Bakr As Hassiq, when dara gave birth to Petra, Jason joined a loving community that welcomes him with open arms, will support and protect him, and nurture him to full adulthood, where he will be able to take a full role in the creative and productive Kingdom of Kalahari.

The King has pledged to provide a Royal Nursery for all the children recently born in the Kingdom (some wits have given it the unofficial title of Hassan's House for Handsome and Happy Children!) And in addition, he announced a Kingdom-wide celebration with invitations to be sent to the ends of the earth for all to share the joy of the Royal House of Trrrol, as well as the the love and pride of the radiant mothers:

Tavern Manager Cindy

Palace Slave Nada

Palace Slave dara

and Lady Louise Kingibe

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ROYAL CELEBRATION OF THE BIRTHS THAT BRING LIFE TO THE KINGDOM!
                          WEDNESDAY, 8 JUNE 2016, 12:30 PM SLT
                          INVITATIONS TO THE WHOLE WORLD!!!

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But regular life continues in Kalahari as well.

Three beautiful women gathered at the Tavern, recent mothers sharing their experience and their special pride. And Afraa was there also ahahaha

Cindy and dara took this special time with their children

Visitors continue to stream into Kalahari as well. Slave Eluned brought the visitor Fatass Jannet to greet Minister Afraa, Jannet is a protege of Minister Magdy.

The King also hosted the visitor Sir Adi Mexicola, and provided some entertainment for the distinguished visitor.

The King pulled himself away from the Royal sandwich with sides of dara and Sarah

and called forth entertainment in the Dance Temple for the assembled Kalaharians who gathered to welcome Sir Adi Mexicola

Worrying his subjects, the elderly monarch lurched onto the dance floor, where he was carried through his routine by slaves dara, Eluned, and Sarah

We can charitably say that the King was the second best male dancer in the Temple. You might ask: Who was the best male dancer? Baby Hassam of course, whose smooth rhythms provided much entertainment for the guests, and great pride for his mother Cindy

And so ended another blessed day in the Kingdom.

Reminder:

ROYAL CELEBRATION OF THE BIRTHS THAT BRING LIFE TO THE KINGDOM!
                          WEDNESDAY, 8 JUNE 2016, 12:30 PM SLT
                          INVITATIONS TO THE WHOLE WORLD!!!

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles

dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 21 May 2016 2#91

       DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    21 May 2016
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        ((and see dara's video!  https://youtu.be/EtOflO7KktA))

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BLESSED DAY IN KALAHARI!
SLAVE NADA GIVES BIRTH TO THE KING'S SON ABU BAKR AS-SIDDIQ!
SLAVE DARA HOURS LATER BRINGS FORTH THE KING'S DAUGHTER PETRA!
ROYAL JOY IS BOUNDLESS!
ALL KALAHARI REJOICES!

It all began quietly enough for King Hassan on what is now known as Blessed Saturday. Earlier in the day, he had been a dutiful monarch, supervising some slave work in the Barn, accompanied by Palace Slave dara and Palace Slave Abu, along with some citizens.

After they had departed, the King sought some quiet time with his slave Nada.

He met her outside the Palace but to his surprise and shock, Nada had begun the birth contractions for her little boy! Looking around, the King saw no one, not even a slave to assist him. He immediately carried Nada into the Clinic, and assisted, for the first time, in the birth of a child. Amazingly, his OWN son!

All Kalahari gives thanks for the good health of Nada and her son Abu Bakr. But this day of wonder had not ended, not by a long shot!

Some hours later, while chatting with Minister Afraa (who had returned from the Emir Hussein Hospital for Former Queens, cured of her latest ailments) and Palace Slave Chippi, Royal Slave Dara began HER birth contractions! Afraa and Chippi immediately took charge, moved dara to the Clinic, and sent a messenger pigeon to the King that he was again to be a new father!

At the clinic, Chippi and Afraa encouraged the brave dara as she poured all her efforts into the magical birth.

With one last grand effort, dara pushed and voila! her beautiful daughter Petra was born!

Wonderfully, the King was able to witness the birth, as he had immediately broken off high level negotiations with Maharajah Paravasu to rush to the bedside. The Maharajah accompanied him, and so was able to witness the blessed event as well.

After some rest, slave Chippi brought the tired mother back to the Palace while the King concluded his negotiations with the Maharajah. He then rushed to the bedside of dara and stayed with her until she fell into a deep and well deserved sleep.

The King then invited Princess Nathalie and Minister Afraa to a quiet tea at the Palace after the exuberance and enthusiasm of the day,

and showed the two ladies the special edition of Ka-la-na bottled for this most blessed of Royal days: the Kalahari Kingdom's Jewel.

To end the day, the King asked Princess Nathalie to dance for him, and it must be said, a star was born! The Princess displayed true emotional depth in her dance, and her erotic moves amazed the King and the Minister. Her sensual body displayed the artistry of her feelings as she twisted and turned to the inner music that only the great artists hear.

Dazzled by her brilliance the King suggested that we celebrate the twin births with a jubilant dance display, with the Princess as the centerpiece. And Afraa was so inspired, she joined Nathalie in a dance for the King that celebrated the births of two lovely Royal children, the courage and love of their beautiful and valiant mothers, and the joy and pride of King Hassan Ibn Trrrol, and the Kingdom, at this momentous sign of life, hope and love, which is the basis of Kalahari, and of families everywhere.

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles

dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 4 May 2016 2#90

       DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    4 May 2016

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QUEEN MUST TRAVEL TO DISTANT LAND! KING CONCERNED!
KING EMBARKS ON MILITARY EXPEDITION OF CONQUEST!
KING PLANS TO PRESENT SOME MORE COUNTRIES TO QUEEN FOR MOTHER'S DAY!
ALL KALAHARI CARRIES ON BRAVELY!

Little did the good citizens of Kalahari realize that the King was embarking on a dangerous military mission as he danced and flirted with slave Nava.

But the Chronicles has pieced together the clever machinations of brave King Hassan as he embarked on a military expedition, whose purpose was to present some conquered nations to Queen Vi Ibn Trrrol, and the two pregnant Palace Slaves dara and Nada, for Mother's Day!

Here is a Chronicles exclusive, the King in his disguise, as he slipped away to join the Kalahari air force, army, and navy, ably commanded by his elder sister, Princess Prith. Who would guess that the handsome King Hassan could present such an ugly appearance to the world. Well, true, it DOES look like him, but let's tell him it is a great disguise anyway.   ahahaha!

The Queen, and slaves Nada and dara. by the way, were wisely moved to a secret location, to protect them from all dangers.

Here we see Princess Prith clearing up some last minute details with Minister for External Affairs Afraa al Abid, before leaving for the Front.

And, in another Chronicles exclusive, we have a scene from one of the early battles in what is being termed the King's Mother's Day War. Sharp eyed observers can just pick out the King, near the cannon, with head bowed, studying the lunch menu, errr I mean the battle strategy. ahaha

Meanwhile, on the home front, the usual life of Kalahari continues. Many groups are meeting, knitting armor for the troops. Slaves Abu and Gabi are keeping the Farm and Mine flourishing, even as a war continues. The sexy Kalahari dancers entertain.

Princess Prith herself returned to confer on Royal matters with Princess Nathalie. Evidently, the King was too busy with the lunch menu, errr I mean the battle tactics, so he was unable to accompany Princess Prith. Minister Afraa and slave Gabi listen intently as Princess Prith describes the latest military advances.

And, as Mother's Day approaches, every one appreciates the peace that all in Kalahari enjoy, so that children like Cindy's son Hassam, and children yet to be born, may grow up healthy, and surrounded by love.

INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS WHILE KING IS AWAY:
INFORMAL SURVEY OF KALAHARIANS BY MINISTER AFRAA
FAVORITE VISITOR TO KALAHARI REVEALED!
IT IS SEX GOD: EMIR HUSSEIN AL RACHID OF KUWAR!!!

The renowned statesman, the noted raconteur, the famed gourmand, and the fabled lover, Emir Hussein al Rachid of Kuwar, the "Merciful," the "Lion of the Desert," has been generally acclaimed (according to Afraa ahahaha) as the sexiest visitor to the Kingdom, and the choice of mothers everywhere!

The reasons for this choice are as numerous as the endearing attributes of the erotic master. His military brilliance is unquestioned

His control of weak-willed women is evident. Here he is seen with his subservient girl Mouna, Daria, something like that, as she stands at attention, and waits to serve his every whim.

His taste in exquisite and elegant women is unmatched (ahahaha)

He has excellent diplomatic skills

He is respected and admired by all social classes

and he is fearless. Here he entertains his former Queen Minister Afraa, on a diplomatic visit in Kuwar

and shares the Kuwari "nuclear codes" whatever they are, with Minister Afraa. ahahaha

In fact, for the first time in the history of the poll, the Emir received 100% of the votes cast! All hail the sex god Emir Hussein al Rachid!!!

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles

dara
Kalahari Chronicles
Media Editor