18 January 2016

Kalahari Herald Chronicles 18 January 2016 2#69

       DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI    18 January 2016

               BREAKING NEWS!!!!

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CINDY GIVES BIRTH TO A WARRIOR!
KINGDOM CELEBRATES THE TAVERN MANAGER!
HER SON TO BE NAMED HASSAM!
KING LEADS THE JOYFUL CELEBRATIONS IN KALAHARI

Minister Afraa al Abid had no idea what was about to happen when she visited the Tavern this afternoon to fill her face with errr, I mean, to have a small cup of tea. As she approached the Tavern, Afraa noticed Tavern Manager Cindy slumped over the table. When she spoke with Cindy, Cindy told her that she was suffering pains, and that it might be her time.

Afraa immediately helped Cindy to the Clinic, where the King, slave dara, and slave Breta happened to be engaging in a fitness session. Cindy was assisted to the medical table by the slaves, and her serious contractions immediately began. After a rather brief period, "Warrior Cindy," skillfully helped by midwife dara, gave birth to "The Little Warrior" Hassam (the Sword.)


Hassam clearly showed that he will be first in War, first in Peace, and (Afraa hopes) first in Cooking! He almost literally leapt from the womb, ready to confront the world, in the strong and loving arms of his mother, and surrounded by all in Kalahari. Here is the first official portrait of baby Hassam, cradled in his mother's arms, flanked by dara and Afraa.


King Hassan put the royal seal of approval on this marvelous event, when he toasted Cindy and Hassam, welcomed the little boy into the Kingdom, and called down blessings and health on him, and his mother. He raised the Royal Horn, and saluted the proud mother and Hassam, as Breta, Afraa and dara looked on, deeply moved by the emotion and joy of the moment.


Later in the day, Afraa joyfully shared the news with many in Kalahari, including slaves rino and Sasa.


And so the Kingdom of peace and acceptance welcomes a little boy, whose life journey stretches in front of him. Guided by his mother, and supported by all Kalaharians, we are sure that his future will yield rich benefits to his family, the Kingdom, and all who meet him.

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TO ALL IN KALAHARI KINGDOM, WE ANNOUNCE: TAVERN NIGHT 12

THE FIRST REVERSE SLAVE BALL
WEDNESDAY, 20 JANUARY 2016, NOON SLT.
The Tavern and the Dance Temple and all over the Kingdom

As a sign of the fairness that characterizes human relations in Kalahari Kingdom, once a year, it seems fitting that we allow slaves to assume the role of Master/Mistress, and free people to assume the role of slave. Such an exchange allows all to understand each other better and, it is hoped, provide the basis for a more efficient use of slaves for the rest of the year.

Slaves do all the hard work in the Kingdom


while free sit around, and enjoy the fruit of the slaves' labors.


SO

WE INVITE ALL FREE AND SLAVES FROM THE KINGDOM TO TAVERN NIGHT 12

THE RULES

1. Any slave in good standing in Kalahari may give an order to any free person from the Kingdom, or invited guest. (The King was to be exempted to be an unbiased judge in case of disagreements, but he wishes to take part with other free people, as a slave. So, we are looking for a judge, perhaps a person of standing)

2. Orders must be reasonable and within the limits of role play in the Kingdom. Otherwise, slaves can order free to serve drinks and food, dance, kneel, mine, farm, run, whatever. Free have to obey slaves, wear slave clothing, and so on. Slaves can wear free clothing

3. Orders for sexual relations are not allowed UNLESS the free person is wearing a red outfit. If a free man/woman wears a red outfit, they are signaling that they will submit to sexual relations with slaves. Sex can only take place upstairs in the Inn, in private homes, or in the Wilderness.

4. The Tavern Night reverse slavery will extend for 3 hours, from NOON SLT to 3:00 PM SLT

All are MOST encouraged to attend this important event. If you have any suggestions or questions, feel free to contact me.

Thank you.
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald

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Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
Publisher, Editor, Reporter and Gossip Columnist of the Kalahari Chronicles

dara
Media Editor
Kalahari Chronicles

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