DAILY NEWS FROM MAMLAKAT KALAHARI 4 July 2020
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EDITOR
Afraa al Abid
PHOTOGRAPHER
Afraa al Abid
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Afraa al Abid
PHOTOGRAPHER
Afraa al Abid
KING AND KAHYA RETURN TO KALAHARI!
GIFT GRAND VIZIER WITH MARBLE BUST AND HAT OF OFFICE!
MINISTER AFRAA AL ABID RECEIVES GOAT TESTICLES!
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ATTENDEES FOR SURPRISE RETURN
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Many Kalaharians greeted the King and the Kahya,
such as Princess Nicoleta and Minister Afraa al Abid:
Lady Nilasso:
Lady Malika and Oksana:
Sheikh Franco Carfield and his slave-wife Glen:
Even slave caeth was allowed by her Mistress to greet the King and Kahya
as they returned from the Hajj:
Opening Speech by King Hassan ibn Trrrol, the Alhaji
"My dear friends. we have missed you a lot. But we overcame this
by gossiping a lot about every member of the Kalahari community.
This made our journey to Mecca feel shorter and entertaining.
and it did give
many insights into our society."
"Once in Mecca however the stay turned out to be inspiring
and exciting for your King. I encountered a true spiritual revival and on one
night, was visited by the voice of Allah, speaking to me personally."
"Hassan," the voice said loud and clear, "Hassan you are a good King. But you have to
spend more time in the spiritual side of your life."
"Therefore, King Hassan,
you should spend more time in meditation and in listening to the ordinary
people. The truth is in the people."
"Hassan, I want you to wear white from now
on. I want you to value your servants and I want you to give your government
staff more opportunity to develop themselves. Delegate your daily work to them
and reserve your own time for meditation."
"Hassan, you treated your Minister Afraa
harshly and sometimes unfairly.
"And you gave so many rules to ego.
I want you to
reward them greatly and to give them more responsibilities."
"That is what the messenger said. And as I am a humble man, I
am determined to follow his appointed direction. Apart from this message,
I could see how good lubricants in a society can help to reach new highlights, highlights that will push Kalahari to further wealth."
I could see how good lubricants in a society can help to reach new highlights, highlights that will push Kalahari to further wealth."
The King then summoned Kahya Tara Trrrol to address the man who ruled Kalahari in the King's absence: Grand Vizier ego Manatiso.
Tara spoke as a spontaneous girl about how much she missed ego. And then she detached her camel outfit and replaced it without the camel. She
kissed ego on his cheek and explained to him about the Grand Vizier hat.
At the end of her talk, King Hassan descended from his camel and
quickly placed the two gifts on the floor for Afraa and ego.
He then took the
word first for Afraa:
"My dear Afraa, I am happy to see a prosperous Kalahari at my
return. As Allah whispered in my ear I will grant you a salary increase of 5%.
and I brought you some very special gift."
"Maybe you remember that you once
talked with me about the famous Rocky Mountain Oysters. Well, during the long
journey through the desert, Tara and I had only scarce food. And at a certain
moment the only food was a thin skinny goat. I told Tara about the Rocky
Mountain Oysters and she prepared that kind of dish with goat ingredients, instead of bull ingredients."
"Now
please accept my special gift for you:
The Afraa al Abid Desert Oysters.
The
recipe is at the bottom of the box."
The King then turned to ego:
"Dear ego, You also were mentioned in the directions that the
holy messenger explained me. I can see that you did your task loyally and with
great passion."
"Later I will return to my Palace and I will hear from my slave
girls how you kept them in shape for the King. But you have convinced me that
you are the perfect person to support me in the governance of our land.
And as
I have to do more meditation and soul-stretching,
I will also give you a
salary and request your continued support."
"To remember your preliminary period of leadership,
I now
unveil a statue of the great ego, Grand Vizier of Kalahari.
It will fill the
citizens with respect towards your continuing power."
"And as a token of my personal appreciation, I will invite
you for an intimate evening at my Palace, where Tara will personally take care
of your well-being."
As is usual at Kalahari events,after the King's bllasy of hot air errrr noble speech, Kalaharians engaged in lively discussion and gossiping of their own.
As is usual at Kalahari events,after the King's bllasy of hot air errrr noble speech, Kalaharians engaged in lively discussion and gossiping of their own.
As the King grew tired because of his advancing old age,
Kahya Tara took him to the Palace,
where the elderly Lion of the Desert rested from his long winded speeches.
Kahya Tara took him to the Palace,
where the elderly Lion of the Desert rested from his long winded speeches.
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AND WE REMEMBER THE LION OF THE DESERT, KING HASSAN,
WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG KING WHO COULD DANCE!
WELL, SORT OF MORE LURCHING AROUND AHAHAHA!!!
WELL, SORT OF MORE LURCHING AROUND AHAHAHA!!!
Long Live the King!
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and peace and beauty as well!
Afraa al Abid
Kalahari Herald
